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    GOP Party Member Caught with His Pants Down

    Now all I know is what I read in the newspapers. Normally, I brag about reading all I know from the Internet, however, lately, I have been feeling robbed by only dealing with the online world. So, I ordered up a subscription of a NEWPAPER, how old school of me huh… So here it is, in the flesh: In a rare public appearance. The newspaper.

    The front page of the New York Times today shows a picture of Democrat Hillary Clinton receiving a pair of boxing gloves from the union folks. I guess, to ready her for any future democrat debates. While the Republicans take another sucker punch, here is the headline: Cross-dressing state lawmaker
    Rep. Richard Curtis will be resigning today! There is a story that will be breaking about his Halloween romp with a 26-year-old man he picked up in a sex boutique.

    Seems Rep representative Curtis picked the wrong day to dress up in drag. Two days short of Halloween in which he would have gone unnoticed OR could have had a natural alibi. The GOP is going from stunned to numb.

    This just on the heels of the Democrat debacle. Two nights ago. Democrats were thinking they might have shot themselves in the foot with a there most recent debate. You know, where they all ganged up on Hillary Clinton and made the democrats debate look more like it an episode of survivor. Who will be voted off the campaign trail? Polls are mixed as to weather democrats did a good job at throwing one of there own under the campaign bus or throwing out all social graces and eventually slamming the door in there own faces. If the democrats keep going the way are they might get the reputation as the party that eats there own, but does not swallow, just spits them out. On the other hand, the republicans may not be able to say the same.

    Thanks to the republicans, democrats are breathing a sigh of relief today as the newest REPUBLICAN sex scandal unfolds. FILM at 11.

    If being an independent were ever IN, now would be the time. As a matter of fact, I have a plan. I have not given you folks a plan in a long time. And as I always say with my plan, here is my disclaimer: you can take my plan or leave it. I will not be held accountable. If you have any problem with my plan, please call your local or state representative and complain to them UNLESS you live in WA State.

    Okay, here it is. Let’s not focus on the main candidates, the headliners, let’s go to the back of the pack on each side. For the (R) pick Ron Paul and for the (D) pick Dennis Kucinich, let’s get them to run independent. I don’t know about you folks, but if I were a candidate in this 2008 race, I would run … the other way. So what better than independent. This way if you want to say something radical … you can.

    Like say, being abducted by a UFO … Oh, note to the debate folks, I would rather be the candidate that was caught on a spaceship than to be the candidate caught in a hotel room in my birthday suit! Well, in there wife’s b-day suit. Anyway, at one point I thought that the way a politician runs the office they hold was the important thing. Not the way they run their PERSONAL lives. I personally don’t care if you get tickled with feather or the whole chicken as long as you can run the country. It is time to stop majoring in miners… focus on the issues, don’t make issues.


    Let’s Get Ready to Rumble - Hillary vs. Obama

    Now only because I dabble into the doings of our political doers, has this crossed my desk. Lately, I have been following the democrats and republicans equally on TV. Well, at least, I have tried. The only time I can do that, follow them equally, on uneven playing field is when they are at a debate. Lucky you don’t have to have a financial or moral support to be in this FREE for all or freedom for all. Heck, they will even give you a podium to stand behind if you cant stand on your own two feet.

    All you need is a voice, a few family members and a promise that beats the persons promise. This is the American way. However, I have noticed lately that one candidate stands out from others…Hillary Clinton. Now, I am only going to focus on the democrats right now. The Republicans have the day off, you have had the focus for the past 8 years, so I will give them a break. Anyhow, the two top runners for the democratic side are Hillary and Obama.

    And the last count I heard is that Hillary and Obama were neck and neck with campaign funds.

    Here is how it is laid out:

    Hillary:
    Raised money to date: $90,935,788
    Spent money to date: $40,472,775

    Obama:
    Raised money to date: $80,256,427
    Spent money to date: $44,169,236

    Now don’t quote me on these figures I am a right brainier. Which means, I can’t tell you how much they have just how creative they spent it? What strikes me is that if they have almost the same amount of money Obama and Clinton, why is it I have seen more of Hillary AND Bill than I did when he was the president.

    Now, I have asked almost everyone I have met in the last year who they would vote for at that point. Although they did not tell me whom they would vote for they did say whom they would not vote for. I am wondering who is putting together the polls. She has shown up in every hot spot and not spot in the US. She is getting more airtime than Michael Jordan ever did. She is giving new meaning to the phrase “It is not what you know but who you know.”

    Fair and balanced is not the democrat standpoint at this point. It’s more like get what you can while they are not looking. If all democrats moved as fast as Hillary is right now, they might actually get something productive done before the elections of 2008, then again I figure that democrats are sitting in a holding pattern for a reason. If Democrats make too strong of a position on ANYTHING … and slip up with a mistake. It just might work against democrats for the election.

    I know what you are thinking, will this is a day ja vu, you said this yesterday about the democrats; you are beating a dead horse. No folks, I am beating a dead donkey, and sometimes that is the only way to get um to move.

    So, Hillary you keep moving forward and the rest of the democrats will sit still so you look like you are going faster. Oh by the way, remember, unlimitedly, your opponents (fellow democrats) are moving in the same direction, lets not forget that.

    Go to link below to see spending of our candidates:
    http://www.opensecrets.org/pres08/index.asp


    Let’s Get Ready to Rumble - Hillary vs. Obama

    Now only because I dabble into the doings of our political doers, has this crossed my desk. Lately, I have been following the democrats and republicans equally on TV. Well, at least, I have tried. The only time I can do that, follow them equally, on uneven playing field is when they are at a debate. Lucky you don’t have to have a financial or moral support to be in this FREE for all or freedom for all. Heck, they will even give you a podium to stand behind if you cant stand on your own two feet.

    All you need is a voice, a few family members and a promise that beats the persons promise. This is the American way. However, I have noticed lately that one candidate stands out from others…Hillary Clinton. Now, I am only going to focus on the democrats right now. The Republicans have the day off, you have had the focus for the past 8 years, so I will give them a break. Anyhow, the two top runners for the democratic side are Hillary and Obama.

    And the last count I heard is that Hillary and Obama were neck and neck with campaign funds.

    Here is how it is laid out:

    Hillary:
    Raised money to date: $90,935,788
    Spent money to date: $40,472,775

    Obama:
    Raised money to date: $80,256,427
    Spent money to date: $44,169,236

    Now don’t quote me on these figures I am a right brainier. Which means, I can’t tell you how much they have just how creative they spent it? What strikes me is that if they have almost the same amount of money Obama and Clinton, why is it I have seen more of Hillary AND Bill than I did when he was the president.

    Now, I have asked almost everyone I have met in the last year who they would vote for at that point. Although they did not tell me whom they would vote for they did say whom they would not vote for. I am wondering who is putting together the polls. She has shown up in every hot spot and not spot in the US. She is getting more airtime than Michael Jordan ever did. She is giving new meaning to the phrase “It is not what you know but who you know.”

    Fair and balanced is not the democrat standpoint at this point. It’s more like get what you can while they are not looking. If all democrats moved as fast as Hillary is right now, they might actually get something productive done before the elections of 2008, then again I figure that democrats are sitting in a holding pattern for a reason. If Democrats make too strong of a position on ANYTHING … and slip up with a mistake. It just might work against democrats for the election.

    I know what you are thinking, will this is a day ja vu, you said this yesterday about the democrats; you are beating a dead horse. No folks, I am beating a dead donkey, and sometimes that is the only way to get um to move.

    So, Hillary you keep moving forward and the rest of the democrats will sit still so you look like you are going faster. Oh by the way, remember, unlimitedly, your opponents (fellow democrats) are moving in the same direction, lets not forget that.

    Go to link below to see spending of our candidates:
    http://www.opensecrets.org/pres08/index.asp


    George Bush-Diplomat at large

    Well it seems that President Bush is throwing out acts of random kindness, and that beats random acts of war any day. This week Bush has given us hope that human kindness is not a foreign word it’s a frozen policy. Diplomat at large, that’s what Bush is. Our president welcomed the Dalai lama to come to our great and FREE country. Get a taste of what it is like to think and speak whatever you like. He also handed him the Congressional Gold Medal. I wonder if they tested him for doping?

    Now, I have to say that China does not leave it self in a good light when they threaten the USA by saying that, dealings with the Dalai lama may cause bad feelings between the US and China. I don’t know if you know this China, but were not really happy with the bill of goods you’ve been selling us.

    If you all don’t behave, we might just have to cut our import spending with you folks down to 1 trillion dollars a year instead of the 1.7 trillion. How anyone could be threatened by a person that is calm, smart and smiles all the time, is beyond me. I can’t remember the last time I saw the Dalai lama in the newspaper for any crime other than being a ploy Anna in our skeptical world. I remember watching a movie or two that shows the life of the Dalai lama. The story shows his life and struggle, and then fleeing from the country. The Dalai lama has a simple life, well at least he used too. Ahh, but behold the Internet, now you can go to the Dalai lama’s web site

    The website is like an Internet fortune cookie, open it up and read things that make you think again. Just sign up and get your daily advice. I had the pleasure of seeing the Dalai lama one time in Tucson, AZ. I waited almost 2 hours in line and I really could not understand much that went on. However, it just goes to show you that all we are looking for is someone who looks like they have a plan. Overall, the day went well with Bush and the Dalai lama, oh and Bush threw in a democrat to make it all fair and balanced.

    We have not heard from the China government yet. No fall out yet, but Christmas is coming and as you know, that is where Santa gets all his toys.

    The other act of kindness is Bush taking a stand for the Turkish government; you know the whole thing about genocide and all. Let me bring you up to speed JUST in case you were not around when this all happened in 1915, almost 100 years ago, cause I wasn’t. Seem parts of the Turkish government at the time decided to decrease the population in a very abnormal way, an involuntary way. I won’t go into it too much, I want you to have the correct information and make your own call. That kind of like my disclaimer, income until proven guilty. The real question is … should this be a governmental thing or maybe their government does what we did with 911. Mourn the day and the life’s it took and don’t let it happen again. And if it does get to stopping it right away.

    Look at it this way.

    If you have ever had a dog and it does it duties on the rug and you wait too long to scold the animal you will only confuse it. The same applies to us humans. Apply that to an even shorter attention span of politicians and government and you had better just forget it. Cause they did. No democrats are pushing this issue real hard and some say maybe to parallel with the war Iraq. But then again what are genocide wars out of control. But have you ever seen a war in control. That is best answered by the troops NOT the commanders.

    You know the old saying, in a hundred years who will remember. Well, it seems like interest groups might. Hopefully we can all learn from this as I have said before. Hey, Mr. president take notes, these genocide questions may come up in 50 years.


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