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Remember back in World War 2, well most of you don’t. But back then they had a slogan for the war and it was “Buy War Bonds” It was a way for Americans to help support the country during its time of need.
Well it’s conceivably possible that this slogan may come in to play again here in 2008, only it will sound like this: BUYH-OBAMA ! – It just makes common cent! , Ok, I added that last part. But these last few days Senator Evan Bayh has been seen hangin close to the heels of Mr. Obama. Maybe just to show his support or maybe to make sure the red carpet does not have ripples in it. Now the last thing I want to do is be labeled as a gossip columnist. However, I don’t think it is possible, mainly on the count of the fact that Gossip is what I consider to be Katty banter, you know trash talking, no merit, no real sources and what I do is more like Horse sense, based on common sense and truth. Anyhow, these two have been seen in and around town. Normally a candidate will blow in with the wind and then whisk out even quicker. Politicians truly define the term “One night stand”. Seems as though Obama decided to stick around Hoosier town just a little longer, and some think this is related to Mr. Bayh and the courting of the VeeeP! This VeeeP prospect deserves a real hard look at. From the first glance on the news wire Mr. Bayh looks like John Edwards. But since the discovery of Mr. Edwards Alien baby, he might just be watching from the sidelines. Mr. Bayh has some of the qualities that Obama needs to strengthen his case to the American voters; sound fiscal management, economic growth understanding, a good track record and most important a state that has been Republic for most of it’s life, Indiana, with the exception of the LBJ landslide of 1964. Of course with all this bad weather in our country Democrats might just be able to loosen some ground below and create another earth moving landslide with this ticket. Plus when Mc Cain turns Mitt Romney lose on the country, Obama will need to balance out his ticket with a good old < < Strike that >> a fresh new face to balance out Mitt Romney’s good looks and finical background. Below is what I found on the Indiana website about Mr. Bayh.
The top priorities of his administration were sound fiscal management, economic growth, and improving education. He favored investment and innovation in education, and state funding for education increased every year of his term. During his two terms, he added 350,000 jobs to the Indiana economy, oversaw the largest tax cut in state history ($1.6 billion over six years) and amassed the largest surplus in state history as well ($1.6 billion).
I said this before and I will say it again, “one of the keys to being a good leader is communication.” For the first times in our presidents history he used my advice “talk to the people.” Bush was told that TV cameras were turned off at a fund raiser and he was speaking heart to heart with reporters when he said, “WALLSTREET was DRUNK and now they are hung over!” Well Mr. President we could not agree more. Problem is #1. We wish you could be that candid with everything WHILE all American is watching. #2. Washington needs to put those Wall-Streeters on an allowance. Someone had to be buying the booze for Wall streets financial drunk.
Don’t be surprised if other industries get pull over soon for a DUI (Decisions under the influence) Real Estate, Health Care, Oil. Give a person a little money and they will celebrate, give them a lot and they will get wasted. This is definitely a product of binge drinking.
On a side note: Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzi was arrested and will face war crime charges. It appears that Karadzi was attempting to hide from the law by living his life as a low key as to not be noticed while practicing alternative medicine under the name Dragan Dabic. Karadzi. You should have asked me for advice on this one. I would have said the best way to go totally unnoticed is to change your name to George W Bush; no one pays attention to him anymore.
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This news day is like our dams and lakes and our current weather. Over flowing with political garbage, that has very little to do with what “we the people” need. Here is some of what has come ashore just today. Well now things are getting interesting. Obama says “16 months” McCain says” I can name that tune in 15 months.” When all is said and done the name of that tune might just be “Money makes the World Go Around.” OUR money.
McCain is working on a plan to draw attention away from senator Obama; dancing girls? Big production numbers? Smoke and mirrors? OR the appearance of a VP, … Hmmm, like says: Mitt Romney. Mean while back on the ranch (The White House), seems Mr. Bush is not worried about all the press Obama gets. Could be because it takes the PRESSure off President Bush. But all these things have one thing in common: We can’t afford to pay attention and NONE of this makes CENTS anymore. Get back to the point Washington.
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Ok, so I hope you folks wont think I am as behind the times as McCain is because my comments today are about McCains being behind the times. You know the Internet comments McCain made the other day: I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon. I know this is news from two days ago.
It is just that I am so baffled by this recent turn of events. Plus I am waiting to hear the reply from McCains office. However, I understand they issued a reply and as soon as that note in a bottle floats downstream us news folks we will post it on the wire. Oh, Mr. McCain, if you are reading this, or one of your aids is reading this to you The Wire is something that started in the 30s (Around the same time the economy tank this badly). Now a days we are wireless. Mr. McCain I really do think you have the qualities of a cutting edge leader it is just that you will need to get up to speed with the rest of the world. I would hate to have you get the presidency and have to wait until the morning paper to find out you won. Besides, if you learn you can even email your grand kids. Sorry, one more things sir, if you start getting spam and you will, please dont try to eat it.
Now all I know is what I see on the Internet and yesterday one might have consider calling this day Ground Hogs day. Our current president, Bush (Yes he is still around) stuck his head out of the Washington whole and looked around to see if folks would notice him. In any case in following with where we are right now, in the middle of inflation. The president decided to put our minds at ease and make the statement that it is not as bad as it seems, from where I stand. Of course, Mr. Bush it is not about where you stand it is about where you live, the White house and the fact that you probably don’t feel the crunch cause you aint in the incinerator, like most of America. Remember the YouTube video came out with Hillary Clinton trying to work a coffee machine; it was funny and sad at the same time. Funny because we all love some good slapstick… sad, because politicians never need to know how to turn on a fan, because they never sweat, we do that for you. So, Bush said, “If I had a magic wand, the president does not have a magic wand.” No offence Mr. President, but if you did we would all probably run quickly before you use it.
Wow, the New Yorker Magazine decided to help the American public along with giving us a visual of Barack Obama, by depicting him on there cover of there magazine as Aladdin and his wife Michelle Obama as GI Jane, stoking a blaze of glory in the fireplace. At least that is what I saw, maybe you saw the same?
Unless you are one of those folks that got most of your info about Obama from the Internet. You know the email that has been floating around with Obama’s background as a Muslim. Then you saw a Muslim and his wife as a radical with a US flag burning in the fireplace. Here is the part that baffles me; if folks will believe something that comes across there email as spam, then why would folks question the cover of a magazine that has been around for 80 something years.
In defense of their artist license the New Yorker said this is not a Political statement it is a Lampoon. I say it is a Harpoon!, what say you?
We would gladly pay you Tuesday for Oil today!
I dont get it, I thought world leaders were supposed to be smart. Iran launched a few missiles yesterday (July 10th), not at anyone just up in the air. Not sure if that is the same thing as a few warning shot, stop or we will shoot! either way it seems that Iran is flexing its missile muscles. Here is the rub: 6 days earlier (July 4) might have been a better day to shoot off your fireworks. Mr. Bush would have just thought you folks were celebrating our independents day as well.
This whole thing is odd to me; The Bush posse is looking for a fight with Iran. So any false move and they might be forced to send in the Calvary. Iran, if you want to throw us off while you test Nuclear power, stop wasting your time and on missiles and just throw barrels of OIL at your enemies, instead of making us come over there and get it. We cant wait another 100 years!
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If you think that Obama is moving to far center that it will make him look to republican, think again. Yesterday in a bold move he made a statement that will surely throw him back to the left, or to the wolves. He said: Americans should speak another language. In Republican language that means, We were here first! As much as I agree with Senator Obama, I think we might just want to focus on speaking proper English first, and so all you folks known texting is not a language, more like a profanity.
Ask my uncle if he speaks Spanish and he will say: Taco or do you speak French he will say: French Fries , that does not translate to intelligence only ignorance. MOST other countries speak more than one language. Be careful Mr. Obama or you are going to cause us, Am￩ricains ￠ obtenir amers sorry, Americans to get bitter again.
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