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    About time someone makes a Political Game!

    I seen this posted on one of the forums I visited.. It apparently was censored by Apple for having real politicians like the video but the game still has some merit. I think Ecliptic Entertainment is on the right track to try to make appealing games gearing towards politics. In a way, our children learn more things from their video games than anything else. Why not start teaching them who the Politicians that are running things and keep them aware of the controversial topics.

    Youtube Video of Original Characters. (Been replaced with Stylized Donkeys and Elephants)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8vkOiB0dXM

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    CHEONAN!CHEONAN!

    ROKS Cheonan (PCC-772) was a South Korean Pohang-class corvette of the Republic of Korea Navy (ROKN), commissioned in 1989. On 26 March 2010, it broke in two and sank near the sea border with North Korea. An international investigation concluded that the Cheonan was sunk by a torpedo launched by a North Korean Yeono class miniature submarine .


    Swine Flu Vaccine

    It’s a good thing that swine flu vaccines are being produced. H1N1 is a dangerous virus that can cause death, but there’s one little problem:


    How to Pick America’s Next President

    Hilarious video about the election:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sit_tS0dvY


    I Kissed a Repugnican

    This is a very funny T-Shirt: http://www.cafepress.com/Repugnican


    GOPokemon

    http://goanimate.com/go/movie/09v_FPOtYIlc/1


    John McCain Looks Like…

    Users can submit their own photos/captions to a database of randomly hilarious John McCain look-a-likes. Very funny, I’ve heard there’s a Sarah Palin site on the way :)


    BUYH-OBAMA ! – It just makes common cent!

    Remember back in World War 2, well most of you don’t. But back then they had a slogan for the war and it was “Buy War Bonds” It was a way for Americans to help support the country during its time of need.
    Well it’s conceivably possible that this slogan may come in to play again here in 2008, only it will sound like this: BUYH-OBAMA ! – It just makes common cent! , Ok, I added that last part. But these last few days Senator Evan Bayh has been seen hangin close to the heels of Mr. Obama. Maybe just to show his support or maybe to make sure the red carpet does not have ripples in it. Now the last thing I want to do is be labeled as a gossip columnist. However, I don’t think it is possible, mainly on the count of the fact that Gossip is what I consider to be Katty banter, you know trash talking, no merit, no real sources and what I do is more like Horse sense, based on common sense and truth. Anyhow, these two have been seen in and around town. Normally a candidate will blow in with the wind and then whisk out even quicker. Politicians truly define the term “One night stand”. Seems as though Obama decided to stick around Hoosier town just a little longer, and some think this is related to Mr. Bayh and the courting of the VeeeP! This VeeeP prospect deserves a real hard look at. From the first glance on the news wire Mr. Bayh looks like John Edwards. But since the discovery of Mr. Edwards Alien baby, he might just be watching from the sidelines. Mr. Bayh has some of the qualities that Obama needs to strengthen his case to the American voters; sound fiscal management, economic growth understanding, a good track record and most important a state that has been Republic for most of it’s life, Indiana, with the exception of the LBJ landslide of 1964. Of course with all this bad weather in our country Democrats might just be able to loosen some ground below and create another earth moving landslide with this ticket. Plus when Mc Cain turns Mitt Romney lose on the country, Obama will need to balance out his ticket with a good old < < Strike that >> a fresh new face to balance out Mitt Romney’s good looks and finical background. Below is what I found on the Indiana website about Mr. Bayh.

    The top priorities of his administration were sound fiscal management, economic growth, and improving education. He favored investment and innovation in education, and state funding for education increased every year of his term. During his two terms, he added 350,000 jobs to the Indiana economy, oversaw the largest tax cut in state history ($1.6 billion over six years) and amassed the largest surplus in state history as well ($1.6 billion).


    Wall Street drunk and gets a DUI (Decisions under the influence)

    I said this before and I will say it again, “one of the keys to being a good leader is communication.” For the first times in our presidents history he used my advice “talk to the people.” Bush was told that TV cameras were turned off at a fund raiser and he was speaking heart to heart with reporters when he said, “WALLSTREET was DRUNK and now they are hung over!” Well Mr. President we could not agree more. Problem is #1. We wish you could be that candid with everything WHILE all American is watching. #2. Washington needs to put those Wall-Streeters on an allowance. Someone had to be buying the booze for Wall streets financial drunk.

    Don’t be surprised if other industries get pull over soon for a DUI (Decisions under the influence) Real Estate, Health Care, Oil. Give a person a little money and they will celebrate, give them a lot and they will get wasted. This is definitely a product of binge drinking.

    On a side note: Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzi was arrested and will face war crime charges. It appears that Karadzi was attempting to hide from the law by living his life as a low key as to not be noticed while practicing alternative medicine under the name Dragan Dabic. Karadzi. You should have asked me for advice on this one. I would have said the best way to go totally unnoticed is to change your name to George W Bush; no one pays attention to him anymore.


    Will Roberts
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    “All I Know Is What Little I Read On The Internet!”


    Liars, Tyrants, and bare in mind it’s goin get worst in November!

    This news day is like our dams and lakes and our current weather. Over flowing with political garbage, that has very little to do with what “we the people” need. Here is some of what has come ashore just today. Well now things are getting interesting. Obama says “16 months” McCain says” I can name that tune in 15 months.” When all is said and done the name of that tune might just be “Money makes the World Go Around.” OUR money.
    McCain is working on a plan to draw attention away from senator Obama; dancing girls? Big production numbers? Smoke and mirrors? OR the appearance of a VP, … Hmmm, like says: Mitt Romney. Mean while back on the ranch (The White House), seems Mr. Bush is not worried about all the press Obama gets. Could be because it takes the PRESSure off President Bush. But all these things have one thing in common: We can’t afford to pay attention and NONE of this makes CENTS anymore. Get back to the point Washington.

    www.WillRogersUSA.com


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