Your brain on Politics is wasting away! say Humorist Will Roberts!

Your brain on Politics is wasting away! say Humorist Will Roberts!

 

Seems like every time I hear the news these days I feel like I’m going through Déjà vu. Could be because politics and news now is like Ground Hog day. We get up, we go to work, we come home, we go to sleep, we start all over again. Is this because we have a too many Tv and radio stations now and not enough programing, so they just keep running that same thing over and over again? Or just that Media and Politicians are using the advertising model, which is; say it 9 time and it makes it true. Either way, I feel like my brain is shrinking. Maybe that is the plan. Shrink our brains so we can slip them into our sim card in our smart phones.

 

 

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Paul Ryan Budget for 2014 it’s the MEAT & Potatoes plan, without the MEAT!

 

Now as you read this column of mine it might seem like you read this a while back. That is because it is from a while back. However, I have rekindled it because this week on the hill in Washington Paul Ryan is digging up some of the same ideas for the 2014 budgets.

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Well it looks like Republicans have themselves a new whipping post, weeper of the house John Boehner.

I bet that sure makes our president feel good. At lease he gets a break from that oh so familiar position that Republicans put him in all the time.

So, let me update you folks as to why Mr. Boehner holds this post, no pun intent. And you folks will like this cause it will let you all know the party that put healthcare (Medicare) in the hot seat.  Who is responsible for spearheading the demise of this program.

Ok, now we all know that Republicans are trying to kill Medicare. They don`t see why we should be paying for or taking care of folks parents with government money helps us in anyway. I guess they forgot these are the same people that raised them, fed them, gave them the keys to the car…  I assume the basic reason is because maybe they don`t have parents or maybe because when you are a politician and you have the kind of money you have your elderly parents are locked up in a nursing home and you don`t visit them enough that you have to worry about what they might think of you. Then again they are your parents and I bet this not a surprise to them.

Just the same, I guess you could say Republicans are creating Death panels”.  Remember Dems were being blamed for creating panels that would decide who lives and dies. Only difference in plans is that Republicans have a simpler concept, NO ONE GETS MEDICARE so there`s no need for a panel.

See, they want to use things called a Voucher: it is a bond which is worth a certain monetary value and which may be spent only for specific reasons or on specific goods.

This coupon would allow you to get a certain amount of service a year and then when you are out, the help stops. Let hope that`s not in the middle of taking a liver out.

If Republicans go this way, maybe they should get a hold of the Groupon folks. You know you bring a group in and all get the same thing done and you get a smokin deal. Of course you all have to suffering from the same aliment!

However, everyone has a job to do on this GOP farm and Mr. Boehner is really just a scapegoat for this whole healthcare thing going south.  Ya gotta know that as a politician if thing go wrong and you are driving the bus toward the cliff, you can sure bet they will use your body to stop the bus, underneath the wheels.

You folks in Washington better figure out this healthcare thing, cause the last time I checked the senior are your voters and if you think the young people were quick footed in the 08 elections keep telling seniors your gonna leave them out in the cold and they will power up their scooters and head to BLUER SKY`S!

This is the type of an issue if not dealt with voters will take the other side EVEN if the only change this president made in 4 years was a clean pair of socks!

They say there are two things we have no control over, Death & Taxes, if this Ryan plan takes hold we`ll this phrase in action!

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Jobs, It’s all just common CENTS! cause that’s all we can afford!

Jobs, It's all just common CENTS! cause that's all we can afford!

Where are the jobs? Olly olly, oxen free, free free !

 

Now, all I know is what I read on the internet, and all I see, other than politicians’ body parts, is the four letter word, JOBS! Where are the jobs? Who took the jobs? Jobs are gone; we need jobs. Now, all signs point in one direction, our President and his employees. I have seen the recent studies saying that our President and his administration are to blame.

Now, I have been following this President very closely, every move. Mainly because very early in the game he was labeled a socialist, which is odd because labeled as such, you’d think getting folk’s jobs would be top of his list to help that redistribution of wealth thing along.

I think it is odd that the two biggest issues on our country’s lips are: jobs, and immigration…
Let me attempt to approach this scientifically. Although I don’t claim to have that skill, after-all, I am a Democrat that way. Anyhow.

Here’s an experiment, and you can try this at home, AND it’s totally FREE; best four letter word in English. The only thing it will cost you is your time. Which, if you are out of work, you have plenty.

So, call up your bank, if you still have one. They don’t allow folks to be friends with them if you don’t give them something… MONEY. Call them, however don’t call your local bank, call the customer service 800 number with a problem. 1-800- 555-1212… (push a bunch of buttons) (wait ten minutes) and you’re talking to someone…. Then ask: where am I calling? Bank says: India …

Now, try calling EFAX (because I have called this company) or call any large corporate business and ask: where am I calling? Corporate business: (insert foreign country)

I have talked to more companies’ customer supports lately and all of them, ANOTHER country.

Now, experiment #2.
Go to a home depot or a nursery (plants), a field being harvested or go to a hotel/motel, and notice who has the jobs, most likely immigrants. Now, I am not saying that is wrong, just a fact that most Americans won’t take jobs like this. Odd when you think that this is how our country was built.

So my hypothesis is: The real reason jobs are at an all time low is because corporate America is outsourcing the jobs and Americans are losing jobs to foreigners.

Now, I like to give my readers a little bit of common cents… Which is about all we can afford right now.
So here’s, “The Plan”: Stop outsourcing and give the jobs to Americans. Treat it like the unions; union members get the jobs first and afterwards all others.
And if Americans took all the jobs first; field work, day labors, maid work… all the jobs that seem to have become immigrant jobs, we would kill two birds with one stone, jobs and immigration. It’s pretty rare that folks would move somewhere where there are no jobs.

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Guys think with their Wiener! SURPRISED?

Since the beginning of time, the caveman time, man has been the master of all domains. The ruler, the chief. If he wanted something, he’d just take it. His food, his woman. It has always been the same… Kings, gladiators, cowboys, mob bosses… Man had been driven do anything for one thing… WOMAN! They will kill for them, travel around the world for them…
Well, not much has changed, and it still seems to be the one thing that drives us and gets us in trouble.
I bet ya can’t tell me a handful of times that a woman got in trouble for making a bad choice.

Sometimes, I think the evolution of MAN is directly affected by whether or not a man scores and, more often than not, you can see man jump back a few thousand years to his beginning as a caveman just by hanging out at a singles bar. Boy, I’ll tell ya that man can get pretty stupid pretty quick, drinking or not.

So what’s the point of all this you say? Well, I am trying to help you all understand the next step in the evolutionary advancement of MAN; not woman, MAN.
It seems that if you want these days to see examples of the originally hair pulling caveman just visit Washington DC! Our male politicians seem to be proving that just because you have an education and power does not mean you are smart, and you will make the right decisions. Of course, I am talking about Anthony Weiner and his internet escapades, or the countless other politicians that think having a prominent post in government means you’re a chick magnet.

Now, his ability to do his job and whether or not he is the right person for his job because he lies, has come to the surface. I say to you folks, are you ever surprised when we catch a politician lying? Or avoiding answering a question? This group of folks (politicians) are the only bunch of folks that if they don’t lie, we don’t trust them.

Did Mr. Wiener do something wrong; you bet! But was it illegal? Not as far as we know. Do we kick him out? Well, I guess IF he stays of his own accord, the voters will decide. Now, I was listening to Hanity and he made a very good point. He said, what if one of these ladies decided to blackmail him and she said, I won’t if you help my origination by getting this funding to us. See, the real issue is that regardless of what he did, will it affect his job, which ultimately will affect us? Then of course you have to ask, do both side of the aisle take part in this type of behavior? … That really should not be considered a question, more like an answer… ‘Cause they do!

So, these days it’s more like… Mr. Smith goes to Washington, but stops off at a strip club for a lap dance.

I would like to believe I am an optimist. I believe people are good. Give folks a chance to do good and they will make good, but only if they know folks believe in them. It’s kind of a parent – kid relationship type advice,

See, up until the wall -
Mr. Smith goes to Washington, but stops off at a strip club for a lap dance
MAKE NO MISTAKE! Wiener is bad; more than that, not smart. Thanks for proving guys think with their Wiener SIR!

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Top Al Qaeda Commander Killed! says Humorist Will Roberts

Top Al Qaeda Commander Killed!

Dear Obama,

If you knock off any more of these bad guys… We won’t have to have a 2012 election!
Luckily you won’t have to have much of a plan for the 2012 race… Mainly because the Republicans have their own plan, and that is to kill each other off first!

I wrote a few months back that this Republican circus was going to make this three ring media circus look like amateur hour… Well, I was wrong! I am officially naming the 2012 election season, “The 2012 freak show!” Not very poetic, but very true.

The Republican field is getting to be pretty broad. In the end, conservatives might be depending on someone who is anything but conservative when it comes to opening their mouth… I don’t want to point fingers, but I will say this person is REVERED by the GOP.

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Washington is Hyped up on Medicare … Will Roberts Says

Will Says ... Washington is Hyped up on Medicare

Will Says ... Washington is Hyped up on Medicare

By Will Roberts

Well, today, as I type this out I am at the doc`s office. Now don`t worry “cause Mrs. Roberts makes sure that I do the right things to keep me young “cause she`s younger than me & no one wants to hang out with an old cranky sick man; we have enough of those fellas in Washington. The only thing I think I could claim as an ailment is the nagging I get if I don`t do the right things my wife tells me to do. But I will tell you that`s a whole lot better than having someone say “I told you so!” on your death bed or not having someone care at all.

Now, it`s been some time since I have had a physical, you know the whole prodding and poking routine. I can tell you not much has changed; it still remains to be called prodding and poking! Only difference is, when you get older, you care less if the nurse is pretty and care more if they find something.
The good thing is that they leave the worst for last; this only applies to guys … Cough!

Well, I got to the office thirty minutes before my scheduled appointment, to fill out the paperwork. Boy, I`ll tell you folks if I would have known that I was going to be quizzed on my life I would have studied up. I only hope that they come out with a book on all the info I gave them and I get a royalty. Especially because most of the questions they asked me were about body parts I knew nothing about and are not something I thought anyone would want to read about.

I did, after one and a half hours, get in to see the doc, but not before I had a chance to see a whole array of folks from old to young, weak to strong. I like to believe my line of work (a stage performer) has allowed me to spot if folks are happy or sad just by looking at their faces. I have to say that most folks don`t seem very happy waiting in a doctor`s office. It`s a given that you usually not there because you want to check in with the doctor to rub in the fact that you are healthy and you won`t be needing his services anymore. No, in most cases you are there `cause something not right and the doc is the to tell you, “I told you so!”

Ok, so I finally get in and much to my surprise I am not seeing the doctor, no, I am seeing the nurse practitioner, I have to say, I would rather not have the person called a PRACTItioner PRACTICing on me, sounds a little bit geeni pig-ish.

Here we go…
Someone brought me into the room, someone else took my temperature, Someone else took my blood pressure. The interesting thing to me is each one of the first three folks and including the PRACTICING nurse asked me the same four questions, which were in that stack of forms I filled out; I think they were testing me.
Maybe in the end, based upon how well I know myself, they decide how much I pay.

I am one of the lucky folks that has a job that has benefits. Sometimes that makes me wonder if I really am the lucky one. Now I don`t want you to think this is my Republican blood sneaking out. I believe that if folks are human they deserve human decency when it comes to our country`s services and care. I feel I needed to express that before I went on. Nothing worse than being misunderstood because you`re not book-smart enough to convey your thoughts.

Ok, as I was saying, maybe folks that don`t have medical Insurance might be in a better bargaining position. Here`s why: My family will be my example: my mother does not have anything other than Medicare and my father`s (deceased) benefits. I have Insurance with yearly limits.

If my mother, has an issue medically she can use what the government gives her. Then in her, and I say HER case, she runs out of Medicare money, she has lower income programs that allow her to get better rates on a place to live, eat, service… However, in my case I get a certain amount of yearly money and if I go over that, I have to wait until the next year and start again. That does make it tough if you are in the middle of a procedure.

This Medicare mess needs clarifying. Now, I don`t know if Democrats have it wrong, or Republicans have it right or vice-versa. What I do know is that politicians can make the simplest issue seem like brain surgery. I say put it all on two pieces of paper, make it simple, and don`t let a lawyer draft it, “cause you`ll need a lawyer to decode that lawyer`s mumbo jumbo. Then send it to each and every American with a voting ballot.

This way “we the people” can tell our government what we want. If we leave this issue up to the politicians in Washington, we might just need an aspirin and someone to call in the morning!

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The REAL question Mr. Obama is, why won’t Trump Marry an American Girl?

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Now, you folks that read my column may notice that I don`t get too much into the policy parts of politics – you know; the exact facts. Mostly “cause it`s too easy for someone smarter than this cowboy to call me on a fact that I either overlooked it or I got from a news source that just minutes ago, was discredited for putting the “ifs`, “ands` and “buts` in the wrong places.

These days, the fine print is what will get you into deep trouble; I leave all the real facts to the pundits, the economists and the politicians…

The boys that can afford the law suits, and pay enough money to make it look like it was the other guy`s fault.

Now, if you want to throw facts around about how to rope a steer or ride a bull, I`ll go head to head with you, but not the Washington bull. I will stick to the ridiculous part of politics, “cause there`s plenty of that you can spout about without ever being wrong.

> So, with what I said above, I feel obligated to give you all something substantially absurd to chew on today… And I found it.

“Trump again questions Obama`s birthplace.”

In the cowboy world we call this one “beating a dead horse”, only it`s beating a dead horse that has been dead and buried for quite some time. Like since our President started running for the office of President in 07. That`s when they ask for the important docs that prove you are who you say you are. As far as I can see; that`s when Mr. Obama`s birth certificate was produced.

To me, this is like the movie that James Stewart starred in with the rabbit, “Harvey”. The story is about a man that sees a seven foot rabbit; but no one else sees it.

Mr. Trump and all the other folks drinking the same TEA… Are seeing things that all the other Americans don`t see, and that is that their President is not from the USA. They think our President is hiding something, namely his real birth certificate.

The statement, Obama is hiding something is definitely funny, seeing that regardless of what party he is in, he`s a politician. I mean, isn`t every politician hiding something?

If they weren`t they`d be a priest!  Wait, scratch that.

I kinda feel stupid even hashing and rehashing this subject. When moments like this happen, it reminds me of my father; rest his soul. I would say, “That car is white”, and he would say, No, it`s OFF white “. Point is, he just had it in his head he was always right, even if you showed him the proof. Some folks will go to their grave believing what they want to.

The thing that really gets me is, isn`t it a little too late for this conversation. It`s not like we bought a new Toyota, and we got it home and found out it was a Yugo. There is no cooling off period. He is the President and even if we did find out he was born outside the USA. There`s no “take backs” or ” do-overs”. Now, it MIGHT affect the 2012 elections…Wait a minute, I get it, 2012 elections …Trump is thinking of running. This is no more than just political dirty pool.

Mr. Trump, maybe in land deals you can use shady tricks to advance your business. However, we like our political figures to have a somewhat clean past. Donald Trump: married 3 times & divorced. Can`t find an American wife, (what`s wrong with woman from the US?) and talk about hiding something …the hair. I have a feeling you might have more to uncover than you want us to uncover.

Please run in 2012, it will make this extra silly season that much more fun to UN Cover. By the way, I think Michele Bachman might be a good VP.

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Presidential Race of 2012, Obama the Favorite, Republican’s Undecided!

Boy, this race for 2012 is starting to pick up speed. At the same time, so is President Obama. Polls show that he is going to be a tough ticket to beat. Now, I don`t know if that is because folks or the media think he is doing a good job…finally, as one of my Republican friends said the other night and then followed it up with, thanks to Speaker Boehner and the Republicans.

If you folks have your abacuses near and you have been keeping count of the Republicans` first two years under Obama and now the two years we are in right now; then please let me know if you see something I don`t. “Cause I don`t see much more action from Republicans in this start of the last two years of Obama`s four year term than I did in the previous two years. Mainly cause I think folks define action as making something happen, and not just talking about what CAN happen if you vote them in.”

So, now pollsters and pundits and the people seem to see something in our President that makes him the candidate of choice for 2012.

Of course, things could change at the drop of a hat as they do in politics. All it takes is a good scandal or a good sound bite of an episode where someone from the opposite party catches our President in a little white lie; hmmm bad choice of words.

So don`t be surprised in the next year if something surfaces that incriminates a Democrat. Incrimination is the life blood of a good campaign.

Of course, having a good candidate is an essential part of a good campaign and Republicans have started to surface some their possible 2012 runners but as of right now they are just walking slowly.

All the possible candidates I have seen, Romney, Palin, Huckabee … They all seem to lack the fire and conviction they normally have for a Presidential race. Again, maybe confidence is the key component lacking in this field of runners.

I predict another trend in this race: old candidates. I think the final field will be older. Why not, after all, if they know they don`t stand a chance then the younger Republicans can stand in the (Right) wing and wait until 2015 and run on better odds?

This just might be the race of the old guy… Candidates like Gingrich, Paul, heck maybe they should pull McCain out for one last spin. Throw caution to the wind; why not if you have nothing to lose or more important, nothing to WIN?

On a bolder note: Governor Christie of New York has been touting the fact that he will not run in 2012, but if he did he is sure he would win. I say to you sir, confidence like that is only reserved for those who actually run the race, not those who stand on the sidelines and watch. You can`t tell us you have an amazing track record and then you don`t set foot on the track. Even a prize fighter has to walk the walk after he talks the talk. So, it`s all in, or give the PR to the real contenders.

Your Friend,

Will

I want to add a little extra at the end here… I didn`t put it in the beginning because it would have definitely changed the mood of my comments and I will let the politicians be in control of the mood of the 2012 race.

This last Friday, my father passed away. It was not sudden; it was not much of a surprise but it is not something that anyone wants to have happen. He was not my real father, but for the past thirty six years my mother called him her husband, so I felt it right to call him Dad. I spent most of my childhood with him influencing my life and how and what I know today was a direct effect of how he fathered me. Sometimes good, sometimes bad…in my opinion ;) . He had a great logical mind and could fix or repair anything. He was to me the original MacIver. I remember countless times in his workshop watching him make or fix things. He inspired my mind to think the same way he did when I was staring at a problem. I can`t tell you have many things I ripped apart to either fix or just to see how they work. He would always tell me, “Son it`s Ok to take things apart, as long as you put them back together.” Well dad, I got real good at taking things apart and putting them back together; I only wish you were around to tell me what I am supposed to do with all the extra parts left over. I love you Dad; rest in peace.

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Uncle Sam says: I Want Y0U to… Pay up or MOVE OUT – Will Roberts

Uncle Sam says: I Want Y0u to… Pay up or MOVE OUT

By Will Roberts
`Home sweet home` is synonymous with having a comfortable home you are proud of.

Slogans let folks know how we feel. Here are a few that the Army has used over the years.

There`s strong, then there`s Army Strong.

Have the courage to help a buddy.

You are wanted by the US Army.

Never let your buddy fight alone.

And of course Uncle Sam and I Want YOU!

All these slogans either have been made to let the world know how our armed forces stand or to market young folks in believing that the military is the way to go if you want an education or you are made in the US of A!

Now, at no time did it ever cross my mind that the government (Uncle Sam) would give our troops the American dream and not include the perk of “Room & Board included”.

See it seems that the one of the biggest problems our troops are facing is not on the fighting in the field, not in their minds, but that our fighters are thousands of miles away from their families and their “Home Sweet Homes” for months, years, only to find out that they are the ones being foreclosed on.

How has this happened? These folks put their lives on the line and all they want to know is that their country has their back YARD! The Government can give them an education – how to fight, assemble a gun, defend our country and in the end all they get is a boot in the behind and no place to come home to.

Kinda sounds like prison; why would the criminals want to leave the prison? The only thing they have when they leave is a few bucks in their pockets, a few friends that knew what it was like on the inside and a government that took their life and home away. This might be ok for criminals, but not for the men and woman who put their lives on the line every day, so that we can have our American dreams, mom, apple pie and a roof overhead.

Ironic that the troops are trained to spot and take down the predators, when the reality is that the real predators are putting lock boxes on their homes while they are away. Plus, they are in many cases leaving the burden of the barrage calls from the bill collectors and the hassle up to the spouses of the troops. Because they have enough to deal without having a loved one in harm`s way.

If you government boys need a plan, I got one for ya!

Here`s my plan:

. If the government wants to throw money away or bailout anyone, let it be our heroes. Take the hit on the real estate; I mean, do you all really think these homes will ever sell? It`s hard to sell homes when the rich keep having new ones made. Give the troops the homes. It`s a fraction of what they give every day on the front-lines.

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Will

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New FOX Reality show: The Real Senators of DC!

See, C-Span wants to capture wide shots of the Chamber and also to catch lawmakers` reactions while their colleagues are on the floor or selling their goods (that`s where the real political theater lives).

Ok, so let`s say you`re a guy and you get a “Dear John` letter. Now, you know what that means? It means the letter says how great you are, but she does not want to see any more of you; OR she wants to be just friends. You know the kind of friend you bump into once in a blue moon. Well, this happened to the Speaker of the House today. Only his Dear John letter said: Dear John, would love to see more of you! See, seems CSpan want to send in more cameras to cover John Boehner and the gang on the hill in their everyday life situations.

Now, here`s the rub… Mr. Boehner is the one giving the cold shoulder. He does not want anything to do with CSPAN. He seems to think that their relationship is fine the way it is.

See, C-Span wants to capture wide shots of the Chamber and also to catch lawmakers` reactions while their colleagues are on the floor or selling their goods (that`s where the real political theater lives).

“Cause that is all they do in there; sell to each other. Like snake oil salesmen, they just try to charm each other into believing that whatever they are selling is what they need to have.

The way it stands now…

“C-SPAN is limited to static shots that are controlled by Congress.”

Now, mind you, back in 2010, Mr. Boehner wrote CSPAN a little letter calling for greater television access to debate over President Obama`s health care legislation.

“Every issue of national import should be debated by the people`s elected representatives in full public view,”

Now with the tables turned and Mr. Boehner is sitting at the head of the table. He wants to make sure the American public are looking at the hands on top of the table and not below where all the real deals are made.

Funny thing about politicians; they will spend all day defending the eyes of justice. As long as they are blind when looking in their direction.

Politicians are always looking to get voters` attention, but only during an election year. Any other time they would rather not see or hear from them.

I have always said, if politician want voters` attention, they would open FOX cameras to the Chambers. Call it what it is, a reality show. Tonight on FOX: Democrats & Republicans live in one House! Now watch them battle for control.

If they did that, boy, folks would watch them day and night.

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Will Roberts

 

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